People might call you "statuesque" 

This is a sleeveless sweater dress with a turn-down turtleneck and fully fashioned construction. It’s knit with Wonder Yarn — the lightweight yarn that lives up to its name. This peachy-soft yarn offers the all-season warmth of wool, without the wool. It’s made with LENZING™ ECOVERO™ Viscose — responsibly sourced wood-based fibres produced through a process that reduces impact on forests, biodiversity and water supply. It’s constructed using a Half Cardigan stitch with distinct vertical ribs for a three-dimensional look and feel.