We talk a lot about blazers. Their adaptability, their tailoring, their button placement — there’s something about this wardrobe staple that keeps us coming back for more.
But if our blazers could talk, what would they say? Do they like being worn five times a week? What do they think about your latest situationship?
We’re taking some guesses. Let’s chat.
THE VERSATILE LOOK
“I Get Along with Everyone and Everything”
Shorts love me, shirts love me, skirts love me. And that athleisure-inspired romper you just got? Surprise, I’ve already befriended her.
We have plans to get coffee at that standing espresso bar, then dinner at a swanky Italian spot, then who-knows-what at who-knows-where. My oversized silhouette is adaptable and my phone is involved in at least 23 group chats.
THE PROFESSIONAL LOOK
“I Know All the Excel Shortcuts”
Ctrl + Shift + #? Duh. Alt + H + O + I? But of course. My shoulder pads are Capricorns and this Crepette fabric is also Capricorn — you could probably guess from my impeccably written emails.
I’m detail oriented (just look at my perfected tailoring). I love high ROI (one outfit, infinite compliments). I have a roster of office gossip and will tell you but in a professional manner.
THE FREESTYLE LOOK
“I Don’t Believe in Labels”
Because I’m more than a workwear essential, you know? If we were to follow labels, you wouldn’t pair me with a flouncy midi skirt. Or throw me over that black bralette found in the recesses of your laundry machine.
Yes, I think wool twill goes well with cotton poplin. No, I don’t think it’s fine to wear shoes on the bed — I’m not a rule breaker. Maybe a rule bender?
