For That Friend —
Who likes to go outside, do things and then do more things.
Who is perfectly comfortable not leaving the house for three days straight.
Who is probably off galivanting through France or somewhere equally cool.
Who never has to ask what “wagyu” or “vignarola” means on a menu.
Who is used to receiving gift cards because no one knows what to get them.
Who is replying to an important work email at this very moment.
For That Family Member —
Who is currently climbing a mountain or else playing pickleball.
Whose personality twin is an indoor cat.
Whose suitcase gets more use than their oven.
Who would suit a life of yachting, if that’s not already their life.
Who has been visibly impressed about two times in their life. Now let’s make it three.
Who will probably delay retirement until age 90.
For That Colleague —
Who did 64 activities last weekend but still had time to meal prep for the week.
Who will probably bail on the staff party with an excuse that’s code for “don’t want to.”
Who is OOO every three days but still mysteriously has a job.
Who absolutely would suggest a $$$$ restaurant for the office party location.
Whose approval is even harder to get than your fancy aunt’s.
Who is destined to run the whole company (if they don’t already).
For That Special Someone —
Who would probably adapt to Van Life pretty seamlessly.
Whose favourite outfit is a sweatsuit (you know the one) so maybe it’s time to update.
Who has “limited service right now so please expect a delayed response.”
Whose taste is so exquisite they use a different style of ice cube for each beverage.
Who is a chronic gift returner but you’re ready to change that narrative.
Who uses corporate jargon so often and effectively that you now use it, too.
For You —
Because you seem to genuinely enjoy moving around and possibly even sweating.
Because you seem like the type who’s excited by bad weather, because it means you get to stay in.
Because you seem travel-oriented but also nice-clothes-oriented.
Because you seem like you enjoy the finer things. And so, voila.
Because you have really, really high standards and so it’s probably safest to get your own gift.
Because you’re probably looking for a wardrobe that will help you look hot at a desk.
